daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little



spiritmint:

WHY DID I DO THIS OH MY GOD



musicofthealma:

"Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef,
That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.”

my dad just sent me this picture he made of himself
how am i supposed to react to this i

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

prouvarian:

I made a thing

A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do notpost or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside



livid-coffee:

maaaaarknuuuuutt:

burnie your church is showing

ffs burnie hahah

zquidward:

today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising



Do you remember
The 21st night of September

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

[friends don't invite you to something]
cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then

yflord:

reblog if ur still crying about phone guy



radtracks:

na na na (na na na na na na na na na) // my chemical romance

remember when you were a mad man?
thought you was batman
and hit the party with a gas can
kiss me, you animal